oh, how could i forget… the other article in The Gaurdian Weekly (hey, i’ll happily plug them for free – this issue was a good ‘un) that i read was about coffee flavoured condoms in Ethiopia which ends with the classic quote:

“I hate coffee-flavoured condoms,” said Tadesse Teferi, 37, a mechanic. “But I use ordinary condoms when I have sex with ladies other than my wife.”